The most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to me is when my parents found some rather ~raunchy~ girl-on-girl videos in my internet history. So okay, I was about fourteen at the time? And they were only youtube videos so pretty softcore - at this point I was just discovering what I liked or whatever. But your parents aren’t meant to see that full-on! I was so mortified I dashed out of the house with nothing but the clothes on my back at ten at night and started running around the streets panicking for about two hours, hoping I would be run over or something and be saved. Then I had no choice but to come back, so my mum took it upon herself to lecture me about the pitfalls of porn and why it might be conveying unhealthy messages and I like could feel myself melting and receding into my own body with shame. Nightmare fuel.