This is just between you and me, but when I was fourteen, I confessed to the girl I loved for a long time, and she turned me down.
I couldn’t give up. I secretly followed her when she left the school.
But, as I did so, a UFO telepathically transmitted this message to me: “STOP ACTING LIKE A STALKER.”
St-Stalker? What’s that? Is it some hip slang from the future?
“LIVE YOUR LIFE HEROICALLY. LIVE IT WITH STYLE. IF YOU LIVE HEROICALLY AND WITH STYLE…”
If I live heroically and with style, what?
“WHEN YOU GROW UP, YOU WILL DIRECT AN ANIME ABOUT GIRLS REVOLUTIONIZING VARIOUS THINGS.”