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Gossip Girls Get Bloody | Lara’s Book Club

The best part about this genre reboot is that it’s from the same author as the original.

“I took the original text of the first book and whenever I saw an opportunity, I layered in this story of Serena coming back from boarding school as this coldblooded psychopath, which, to me makes total sense. She’s sort of like the Ryan Gosling of Gossip Girl world. She has that deadpan style, doesn’t seem to have much personality and she’s really gorgeous, but then underneath she has this kind of scary ability to kill people.” - Cecily Von Ziegesar

Makes perfect sense actually.

oh my GOD

Cecily Von Ziegasar, I LOVE YOU.

Gossip girl. Psycho Killer. Fah fah fah fah. Fah fah fah fah.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS A REAL BOOK? FAITH IN HUMANITY: RESTORED ONCE AGAIN.

Serena decides that the only way for her to make things right with Blair is to eliminate Nate. If that means killing him, well, c’est la vie. Her attempted murder doesn’t go unnoticed by Blair, however, who isn’t about to let Serena kill whoever she wants-not when there’s Cyrus Rose and Chuck Bass and Titi Coates and everyone else who’s ever irritated Blair to get rid of first … .

There is water leaking from my eyes right now. Not even a joke.