I BELIEVE I WAS PUT ON THIS EARTH TO YELL MEAN THINGS ABOUT THE BEATLES

you know what I love about the Artemis Fowl series tho
Artemis and Holly are like the opposite of their typical gender roles
Holly is a badass warrior with a shaved head and Artemis is like a damsel in distress and when there’s trouble he hides behind her and makes sure his nails haven’t been scuffed
Holly picked a fist fight with a guy because she thought he was being sarcastic when he complimented her
and Artemis just sits there and drinks lattes and refuses to do any physical activity
and Holly and Butler bond over being soldiers like AW YEAH WE’RE MUSCULAR AND STRONG AND CAN FIGHT IN COMBAT TOO BAD ARTEMIS JUST SITS THERE DRINKING LATTES AND PUTTING LASORS ON PLANES and he’s just like
An assignment for Advanced Digital! We were supposed to make a gif portrait of a historical figure. I chose Julie d’Aubigny, 17th century swordsmaster and opera singer, responsible for the deaths of at least ten men in duels, and openly bisexual. After her lover was placed into a convent by the girl’s parents, d’Aubigny took the vows to enter the convent as a novice, then rescued her lover and set the convent on fire to cover their escape. Dang.